gm
says it at any hour.
the face
slop, but make it a dog.
the timeline was already full of slop. it just didn't have anyone to deliver it. so we got a small red dog with two big eyes and no thoughts, and gave it the job.
it shows up every morning, in a cup, carrying nonsense. the nonsense is of very high quality.
eyes: 2thoughts: 0chain: solanacolour: that one
slopcannon
fire the slop cannon.
one press, one fresh piece of premium-grade nonsense. no two the same, none of them useful.
loaded. aim at the timeline.
shots fired: 0
six moods
one dog, many slops.
dip dance
the chart is red. so is he.
sleeping on it
his whole strategy.
bull mode
horns are on loan.
pleased
about nothing in particular.
sending it
no helmet, no plan.
how to buy
get your slop.
1
get a solana wallet
phantom, solflare, whichever you like. keep the seed phrase off the internet.
2
add some sol
buy sol or send it over from an exchange. leave a bit for fees.
3
copy the ca
only from this page or from @slopinu on x. the fakes are also slop, the bad kind.
4
swap for $slopinu
paste the ca into jupiter or raydium, swap, done. good dog.